I had a couple of friends who worked as child advocates for the District Attorney's office. I can't imagine some of the people who went through that program.

"What do a three foot long double headed dildo and a great dane have in common, Ryan?"

Penis pump! Monica Lewinsky! Pussyfart!

Absolutely. Thanks, OLDER, for showing awful male entitlement does not automatically go away once men get older.

"Be my guest, dear!" made me convulse. And I'm a dude.

My actuarial table (smoking, slightly overweight) has him going to 77. He is delusional in more ways than one.

OLDER is my nightmare of who even a reasonable person could be - bitter and resentful because the universe isn't giving them everything they feel they're entitled to. Christ, it's gross.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for October 11. I just got back from taking my dog Stella to the park and chowing down on a free burrito, so I’m ready to go. Let’s get to it.

In case you haven't heard, Nate DiMeo of The Memory Palace is the artist in residency at the Met for 2016-17. He's recording Memory Palace-type episodes for different exhibits, which is always worth a listen. Two of the episodes went up on the Memory Palace feed last week, and they are well worth a listen even if…

GREAT GRANDMA! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE!

I got suspicious of the "all condoms" bit. Dan seemed to assume that she didn't know about polyurethane.

Hey there, and welcome to the bit, the Savage Lovecast review for October 4. For Dan’s opening rant he plays debate prepper for Hillary Clinton. He gives her some words to use if and when Donald Trump brings up Bill’s affairs in the next debate. Dan suggests turning it around on Donald and bring up his own affairs.…

My singing is often described as an enmusking chant.

I was afraid it was dead because I smelled bad. It's been a long day.

A young woman who relies on a rich older man, or sugar daddy, for some extra money in exchange for her companionship, which sometimes, but not always, means sex.

In the States, they are sold in sticks that are about an inch by an inch by 6 inches, or 2.5 cm by 2.5 cm by…15 cm?

Hey there, it’s your Savage Lovecast review for the week of September 27. Dan tries to distract himself from the election at the top of the show by relaying a story from his past. Way back when he was a video store manager, Dan didn’t ask out a beautiful boy because he assumed he was straight from his video rental…

1) Brilliant username/comment synergy.

The weakness is that Dan's entire cheating rationale is ex post facto. That is to say, if the relationship survived despite the cheating, then the cheating wasn't bad. If someone cheated, but didn't do it again, then the relationship survived a cheater. Either way, it relies on actions (further cheating) not…

He will be able to find a solution. He just needs to be upfront and open, and his partner will hopefully be open too.