I was literally setting money I didn’t have on fire in my garage.

Failing to see how 400 hp in a hatchback, regardless of engine or brand, could be described as “meh”

Here’s your Bugatti:

Oh. Hello tarted-up Passat of two years ago. Thanks for dropping by to remind us how it’s the VAG turn to go beige for the next two decades.

And then you have a passenger and it’s like, “Sorry, friend! That seat is reserved for my purse! Try again next time.”

The most important thing to take away from this is.... a new AC is on the way!

This was not mentioned in the article: is this car auto only now? The last model was manual only. Is a manual available at all? I only saw one meantion to transmission and that was something about a manual “mode.” If this car is available with a stick than I would like this over the other german competitors…

Good thing it has that massive bed and tow rating to carry the owner’s pride back home.

Yeah, that’s a kiddy toilet.

Since the toilet has a teddy bear on it, and since it’s a lot lower to the ground and smaller than the other one, I’m guessing it’s a kid’s toilet.

Alternatively, you can add NOS directly to the fuel system. Gas stations sell them in cans, typically in the refrigerated section to keep them fresh.

And I would walk five hundred miles,

Too good!

Look bash Trump all you want, but the Diablo was a damn fine Automobile built before Lamborghini got all VWed. To think the insanity of the Diablo is bad is to think Italian cars are bad, to think that Italian are bad, you think that cars are appliances.

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