Until the devil whispered in his ear...

Nope. It just looks that way because of the mediocre players you likely see playing it all the time. Check out this guy’s videos.

Where is the “Which one would we buy.” part of the article?

Is this worse then Long Pikachu? Yes, I think it is.

Jason, this is car news. It’s a car, it’s the first one sold, and it’s an enthusiasts car at that. I don’t need to tell you why you wrote this, but I am because it seems like some of the community can’t figure out why it’s here.

I admit that I do well by myself, but I’m not moneybags. Right now, I own precisely two vehicles: my 2010 Spyder RS, and a 2014 Honda CB500, everything else has been sold.

lol I love how the name is in the gif right next to it.

Really though, people don’t hate the spider or the smiles. They hate the successful people like COTD guy who have the means to own a car, a motorcycle, AND the god forsaken spyder. COTD guy is like those kids who always got all 3 video game consoles on release and played with them all objectively rather than…

That html5 “gif” is so nice and hi-res... you guys should do em all like that!

The Rurouni Kenshin live action adaptation was not bad.

Everyone is adding the $30k “market adjustment” price to their cars right?

Anybody catch the mini-black hole at 00:16?

Pretty sure we are the leading nation in spoiled kids

Biggest surprise of this whole story, the kid was not American.

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

Dear Jalopnik,

COTD.