Editor status at any Gawker, inc subsidiary now comes with a $422,909 “contribution” required. And a job length expectation of 1.5 months.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I love people who want Trump to relentlessly attack Hillary Clinton, like he’s not already losing a slap-fight with Megyn Kelly.

MAYBE it is just because I am a cynical asshole and also a fat but the joke was that she is fat right?

I think we all know what the “joke” was. As long as Gabourey is cool with it. *shoulder shrug*

Also, I wasn’t sexually objectifying but pointing out the personality differences between two vey different professions.

I am bisexual. The paediatrician I had sex with was a woman. Soz.

#JEZEBELJUSTICE

Hahaha. I had a dude bro at work try to tell me that women are responsible for stagnant wages over the past 30 years.

Mate neurosurgeons are second only to orthopaedic surgeons for the ego you have to straddle. If you want to date(bang) a doctor I am all about the paediatricians. They are DELIGHTFUL.

amazing

I love you. And i love this — briefly dated (was banging)

“The reverse was true when a job attracted more men.”

Well, at least now there’s a solution to the whole “CEOs are grossly overpaid” situation: more women in executive roles!

A friend of mine had a grandmother who looked like Ben Franklin (kind of) to the point where we kids referred to her as Ben behind her back. And many, many people have pointed out that Barbara Bush in her heyday looked like the reincarnation of George Washington. So with just a little tweaking of the banknotes by the…

I feel so embarrassed, but like everyone has a really weird history crush right? I’ve had a thing for Hamilton since I was young, not sure why, visited a few Hamilton spots and cafes he frequented on a trip to NYC several years ago (all with my dad who was totally willing to indulge this), and like while I want not…

As someone who quit Tetris cold turkey 26 years ago when I couldn’t stop picturing blocks falling from the ceiling during a rock show, I can relate.

It’s probably an easter egg, kind of like when Siri used to tell you the best places to hide a body.

Guess Michigan is too broke to install a decent pop-up blocker