This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

how could anyone support a President who put Dijon mustard on a burger, rose a tan suit, took off his jacket in the Oval Office, played basketball and used a selfie stick? The horror! Now, treason, that’s perfectly acceptable. 

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

It is when he’s breaking laws all the time and being a shithead. A President doesn’t deserve respect just because he’s the President. A President deserves respect when he upholds the values of the office.

Get fucked.

While you are absolutely correct that she did not deserve to be treated this way, I also have no doubt that Britt McHenry would be the first one in line to defend a right-wing dude accused of saying these things to another woman.

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

The show is dark and full of errors? Ehh????

My first thought is “Geez bro,that’s your countryman! How can you do that to him?!”

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

“No YOU have the worst contract in the league!”

I haven’t seen Jazz get fucked with like this since Count Basie did the Texas Two-step with Tony Bennett at Carnegie Hall.

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…