I bet Tiffany gets a B- on her Torts midterm.

He may “get[] a lot of mail,” but one thing is certain: none of it is from NFL teams.

That guy will turn 70 in a couple months.

That pedestrian should not be crossing the road at such a dark point. A driverful(?) car would not have been able to stop in time, would still have hit that pedestrian, and it would have maybe made the local news. By virtue of being a “driverless” car, however, it’s national news and Uber is in serious trouble.

She! Can! Go! All! The! Way! Back to Africa!

NBA2K captures (a little too) perfectly Vince Carter’s YOLO 3-point shooting.

She only turned back when she realized Pensacola, California isn’t a real place.

Man, this team would have been great in 2011.

uckin’ PORK SHOULDER

Weird but relevant story: a buddy of mine from law school competed in this competition with an NFL team owner’s daughter. She competed under anonymity, and the judges absolutely tore her up. He said it was a strange feeling seeing these front office folks go in on the likely successor of one of the leagues most…

The Woke Blue Devils.

Look on the bright side: when Deion inevitably gets FSU in trouble, his poison won’t reach the UF recruits.

Wasn’t Buddy Hield ‘Steph Curry 2.0’ also?

A.J., you know you’re not allowed back here.

“You gotta boyfriend? How ‘bout a Manfred?”

Skipper cited substance addiction as his reason for resigning.

Why in the world are you hashtagging, Buccigross?

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

Should I start you this week in New Orleans?