Guys, this made the 5 o’clock news here in Canada LOLOLOL.

True story:

I’eve never thought about diets this way but it makes total sense. Is that why I can’t lose weight? Can I blame my atheism?

Well I always wanted a bun made of potential, my boobs are charming, and my ladyparts are confident and versatile, so at least the graphic is accurate.

Tbh, all my ill advised sexual encounters have just given me more character.

ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE CLUB

Like come on. I don’t even have wrinkles.

My cake topper had lightsabers!

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

which was not only silent, but actively and knowingly supported attacks on Paul Nungesser

I’m looking at photos of vintage Lilly Pulitzer, and I found this dapper man wearing a vintage jacket. It would be great if this were something the company put out.

holding you to it. this honestly sounds so good that i could retract my entire post tbh

I AGREE and yet they are not marketing towards anyone but their existing wasp base

I am a cooper skinned afro caribbean girl with a shaved head, and I think I would look wonderful in those.

JUST TRY TO HATE ME WOOOOOO

No creepier than me asking I guess. Come sit by me and we can be weird voyeurs together, there’s safety in numbers.

these are not mutually exclusive topics. Concern about one does not preclude concern about another.

I don’t know if this is better or worse for being at a Renaissance Faire, but here goes!

About 10 years ago (when smoking in bars was still a thing) I was being aggressively hit on by some dude at a bar in front of his friends, then he asked me for a cigarette. I leaned back in my barstool, reached into my purse for a cigarette, lit it, blew smoke in his face without breaking eye contact while his friends…