Lol at how no one changed the breast sizes when photoshopping them skinnier. Fuck their ridiculous and unhealthy beauty standards and fuck thinspo.

Nice.

Flying unicorn.

Ah yes right, didn’t see that. Mine hurt just looking at it. And also my eyes.

and nips.

do...do the Kardashians have jetpacks?

I’m so happy for you, but everything about this article terrifies me.

Washington D.C. has the highest rate of membership of any city

I love it for all it’s campyness, but I have not read the book. It’s kind of a guilty pleasure comfort movie for me, I guess, but I’m glad I didn’t read the book before seeing it. I thought it was fun! Still do, actually, but after learning that it was based on better books I can understand the hate.

I’m with you! I couldn’t finish it. I found it depressing, headachey, oddly triggering..?

I love my last name. And the way my name flows. When I was a kid I asked my dad if it was allowed for a man to take his wife’s name when they got married, and he said that generally women either take their husband’s or they each keep their own or hyphenate, but that he didn’t see why it wouldn’t be “allowed”, just…

Oh my God Ricky stop.

(Editor’s Note: I guarantee you this motherfucker brags to his friends that he’s figured out a “great Starbucks menu hack.”)

Eh, the word is aesthetics.

Holy shit you’re terrible.

Hell I work in a hospital and I see people wandering around in scrubs with piercings, tattoos, brightly coloured hair, the works! The other day at an office party the clinic nurses were asking one of the secretarial staff, who has a couple tattoos and pink streaks in her hair, to come with them to their next…

Oh go away.

See I don’t get this, I can vom on command too, but my gag reflex is totally under my control, even if I stuck my fingers down there I could probably back out post gag reflex happening but before puking and be fine?

Serious question: how does cunnilingus compare, difficulty-wise? I mean obvs no gag reflex danger, but like, jaw strain? Tiring of the elbows? I just want to know how much easier the dudes/ladies who like ladies have it.

Ugh. One time when I was a teen a boy told me that girls with their hair up in high/tight buns looked old and libriarianish and that “guys didn’t like it” and so I never publicly wore my hair in a bun for YEARS. Dudes need to stop telling girls what to do with their hair (anywhere) “because it’s what guys like”. I’m…