this is stupid, but the question of “wtf does everyone ELSE do with their hair down there??” has haunted me since I was a teen. Like, I’m aware of all the usual methods and common standards of body hair upkeep, but I’ve always been morbidly curious on just how common these various options were? In a non-creepy…

n..not in some dude’s hand like that??

I feel like Yoko completely assumes that we all follow all her advice, and so she’s decided to give us all a break this week. Because her tweets have been getting more doable every day. (and if you touch no one tonight, remember: it’s because you hate Yoko Ono and are rebelling by not doing a single thing she tells…

wha...aa? Where was this?

As a Canadian... how the fuck did they pronounce it?

Manson, you’re a smart dude, say something less stupid about this.

No one tell Yoko about this.

This is a very small thing but Ashton’s use of “wanna” is bugging me so much right now.

Is it bad that her tweet today sounded exactly like something I would do if I had magical powers/paints? You know, just to fuck with people.

I mean, if something Yoko says sounds like something I might think of, who is in trouble - me or her?

Oh neat!

This is a brilliant, brilliant costume idea. That sounds totally rad! I kinda wanna do it but would feel bad for stealing your idea/inadequately creative for not coming up with something so awesomely gothy all by myself.

That could lend to an excellent Morrigan (of the Dragon Age games) cosplay. /nerd

And it’s absolutely gorgeous, where did you get it?

How is this still a thing that is happening? I get that Native American-esque styles are in right now and that the patterns are pretty and whatever, but so so many companies have faced so so much backlash for putting out this straight-up appropriative crap that you would think that someone, somewhere, at some point in…

I want to punch header image guy and he isn’t even real and I am not even on Twitter.

wat.

Actually, uppon further consideration I’m changing my respnse from “whaaaa?” to just “Ahhhhh!”

Yeah that’s pretty crazy. Nice to meet a fellow Ottawa...toan? Ottawawian... Ottawa-er... It’s cool to meet another person-who-lives-in-Ottawa on here, is what I’m saying. And super weird too, but definitely cool!

Oh hey! My comment posted. Kinja said what I posted was Megan’s comment above and I was very confused.

What is Kinja doing I didn’t say that at all I AM BEING HAUNTED BY YOKO’S SPIRIT

Well from the way that tweet trailed off I think he may have killed her so...

Joanna Newsom sounds a bit like a grown-up Lisa Simpson and I love her.

Edited to add that I love this track and am very stoked for this album. Her lyrics are always beautiful.