Holy crap dude! Yeah I am! I went there today, even.

Wow I have so many comments today.

Is Jaden Smith threatening me? Like, love yourself, but also WATCH YOUR SELF. Damn.

Oh my God Yoko that is SO MUCH WORK. Can’t I just build a sculpture on a mountain in my mind for the moon to look at with her mind teloscope??

Dear Kara,

Please judge our debates and politicians to the North! http://mulcairofficial.tumblr.com/post/126357548…

I’m actually impressed that they managed to save even one of those glasses. How do they even work?

there is a restaurant with a “waffle window” across the street from my place and it haunts me every day as I leave for work.

“I love you more than a semester’s tuition”

Well, duh.

These old folks totally know this, and are therefore trolling us with their answers. “Booze, kid. The secret is lots of booze.”

While we’re here, Shira means “song” or “poetry” and he fucking silenced her’s. Fuck this so much. She was 16.

This is terrible and sad and so awful and I hate religious extremism but I am also a terrible person because I audibly gasped solely because she has the same name as me :(

I’ve been using the Curly Girl method of washing/caring for my curly locks for the past few months. I joined a little online community and have been learning and trying all sorts of new methods of styling my hair and it’s great. My hair looks amazing almost every day and I get all these super nice ringlets!

Congrats on…

This is literally the plan for later tonight. We bought a bunch of candy too, because I was feeling shitty and decided that maybe what I want most is to lie in bed surrounded by junk food? It’s the start of a long weekend here, I’m working monday and helping a friend move tomorrow, but I’ve decided to treat tonight…

Forgot about Mean Girls! I reference it frequently. But again, none of this is in the least bit shameful ;)

Harold and Kumar Return to White Castle is not a movie I would be ashamed of knowing all the words to. I’m more just jealous. I’ve got a good list of movies I’m proud to know by heart (Princess Bride, Rocky Horror, Moulin Rouge, probably all three original Star Wars films) and then a few that are mayyybe a little more…

Also these people realise their urine will be clearer the more hydrated they are right? Eat whatever you want just drink a bunch of water, same visual effect. (ew.)

Now I am just hoping for both those things to happen at the same time. And for everyone involved to get fired. Porn at work? While pooping? So much gross here.

I just now realised that when teachers (at least in higher grade levels, you probably can’t in elementary) assign a bunch of work/reading/a test and then leave the room for a few minutes that they are totally going to the bathroom. It’s like that first time you see a teacher out in the real world as a kid and realise…

Some more fun bathroom talk!

I cycle to work, so when I get there I change into work clothes in the bathroom, usually in the handicap stall - at least in the morning and usually when I leave since I tend to leave after a lot of people have already left. If it’s midday and there are people in and out more I use…