This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

A few flopping weiners is a fair price to pay for some jiggling cavewoman tits.

Pardon me, boys
Is that the Chattanooga pool cue?

I always suspected, but I was gonna wait for the DNA tests, coming up right after the break.

“The ugly ducklings,” he goes on to explain, “having taken to sport as an escape and to compensate for whatever it is they lack, sex appeal, charm, ready-made beauty”

Jet fuel can’t melt a brontosaurus.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

scientific and research purposes for me!

I am more excited than a heterosexual man ought to be at the thought of male-genitalia being visible in a videogame.

What beach was it? Seriously, I need to know.

What beaches? Asking for a friend

Somebody tweeted a gif showing Charles Barkley golfing the football. It was awesome and I had no context when I saw it this morning.

That is the inner most box. The system likely came with an additional box sleeve in the outside but was just not shown in the photo.

I have that exact same box. It might be a new thing, depending on when you got yours.

The console is a Sony Refurb. They refurb the console and sell them back on with a year warrent with sony.

the blue swirly thing is just a sleeve around that exact white box.

The white box was inside the real box. It’s fake, too.

I would have said it is because it is a refurb but does Target even sell refurbs?

Nothing’s off.