Unreal, tragic stuff. One of the nicest athletes i’ve ever met, and 100% still a kid at heart, his face would always light up when talking about his family, from his parents growing up to now with his nephews getting a shot at BC. An absolutely beloved family to anyone ever associated with BC, thoughts are with Doug…

First the Miami Miracle, then he gets the two-for-one discount at the funeral home. Some people have all the luck.

That's awful. Speaking as one who lost a parent years ago, I couldn't fathom losing two in the same day.

And much like when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor.

While I don’t like Greg Land’s art, but you do realize, like, most major artists trace photos and copy references for their work? I went to a con to talk to Neal Adams and he said that this was his biggest piece of advice: have tons and tons of references and photos and trace them.

A carrier pigeon would’ve been faster than ps4’s messaging too

Maybe if their eyes were in the right place it wouldn’t have taken them almost 4 years to find your article, Torch.

Their feelings get Thor too, they’re just more Loki about it.

You know me, I gotta put in a big tree.

You’re gonna need a lot of Van Dyke Brown for this one.

Congrats to the winner ! I’m a bit sad my relatively successful first entry (http://kotaku.com/here-is-my-fir…) is not featured though. Are you afraid that sharing it would suggest a certain political stance ? (that was not my intent when I made the shop, I just fond the idea funny)

Also, what kind of electricity you use?

That’s not a run-on. It’s got conjuctions all up in this bitch.

My freshman year at Mizzou was Gary Pinkel’s first year at Mizzou. While Mizzou is by no means a powerhouse at this point, it’s easy to forget just how fucking awful they were before Pinkel got here. While he’s never won a conference title, he’s won multiple division titles in both the Big 12 and the SEC, and even…

Typical of a Boston sports fan to step on so many toes like this. Someone who made a Cardinals mod would have done it The Right Way.

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

Gooood...Let the nuka cola flow through you.

Nobody has been this bad at bathing since Whitney Houston.

Why, I would love a statue like this. It’s tasteful and gorgeous, the type of art I’d be proud to display in my home.

first post wins