Bingo. I’m glad SOMEONE gets it.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

While you are right in that Candy Crush Saga is ultimately a generic Bejeweled clone, I’d call out that “non-gamers” labeling as exclusionary and juvenile. Games are for everyone, not some elite class of enthusiasts as your separation of “non-gamers” from “gamers” implies, and there’s more than enough room for casual…

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

ding ding ding!

I mean... I discriminate against men who violently beat women so... I guess he’s not wrong?

They didn’t buy Candy Crush. They bought metrics on over 300 million users and their play habits. Even Blizzard doesn’t have that kind of userbase.

Nilsen: “I can’t live, if livin’ is without you, coach.”

TOPO might have seemed like a gimmick at the time, but I bought one and made some slight alterations, like an optic sensor, a grabber arm and a dog’s brain and now HE’S BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR OH GOD THE LOCK ISN’T HOLDING SOMEONE HELP

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

You give Diesel a bad name!!

+1, although I think you’re grasping at straw...but Hay, it’s all good.

I’ve seen some dirty hits on QBs before (hits on Favre in the NFC Championship game), but I gotta say, it looked like Joyner was trying everything possible not to hit him. I think a lot of people forget how fast everyone is moving, and it looks like Joyner has just halted his sideways momentum (but still with a lot of…

Scroll Tide.

whoa wait, clarify something for me: can you play as jeff goldblum in multiplayer?? or am i right in assuming this is just zombies only?

And before everyone else does it....

Don’t worry, it was his secetary reading the letter as he was too busy saving the galaxy.

Well, ok, so, I just had a bowl of cereal, and am now drinking my first cup of coffee. It’s currently 36°F outside and I’ll be heading to work in a few hours. Considering either working on personal projects or playing some games before getting dressed, and the short list would come down to either DS2: Scholar of the…

Sometimes, if I’m not careful at my computer, I yank love onto my feet.

We touched dick tips and sang happy birthday to one another in the center of a circle of beeswax candles from sundown to sun up. So we’re good now.