I like JBL as an announcer, I enjoy his angry argumentative dick approach. He’s clearly and obviously a garbage human, but I argue he’s good at being the heel announcer, his natural churlish and dickish tendencies shine through.

‘Mirin.

“Ran & drove when parked, A/C needs topped off”

Pictured: the owners of those vans.

That’s my favorite JBL story, because it ends with Stevie Richards issuing him one of the gnarliest receipts I’ve ever seen.

I counter that he’s a great announcer BECAUSE he’s such an incredible prick.

I am also firmly anti-Trump, but support this military action so long as we have intelligence confirming the Syrian government did use chemical weaponry.

I don’t trust Trump either, but what do we do then? Just refuse to get involved in anything while he’s here?

IF it is true that Assad/the government of Syria did do the chemical attack, then yes, I support this. We must defend the oppressed from war crimes.

Yea, it’s weird.

You know what? Being drunk at a late-season Knicks game this year is way less embarrassing and sad than attending one sober.

Yep, my first thought as well.

H.R. McMaster seems like an intelligent dude who genuinely wants what is best for America.

Oh, and Frederick Douglass. I hear he is doing more and more these days too.

The last one, where he actively wishes for people to lose health insurance and die so that he will finally accrue the political capitol to maybe get his own fucking party to vote for his healthcare plan, is clearly the worst of these.

Dave Bliss, moments after the interview:

I marked pretty hard, the Hardys & Edge/Christian occupy a large portion of my wrestling happy thoughts.

The key is to just say wild shit and ignore it when it doesn’t happen.