Pictured: My patron saint, who protects me from being crushed by my porn collection.

So would Loretta Lynch and Obama

It’s just a video game, and shouldn’t matter. I just get why Bolivia would be pissed to be viewed as a country whose government has been overran and complicit in the drug trade, and that the only solution is a 4-man squad of Americans committing extrajudicial murder.

I get your point, but you have to admit there is a world of difference between setting Fallout, several hundred years in the future, in American in a “what if” nuclear apocalyptic scenario, versus setting a game in modern-day Bolivia and saying that their entire government is craven and powerless to drug cartel, and…

It is weird that they didn’t just give it a generic Latino-y name and call it a day.

Wasn’t he born in Aus?

Hate to slow you down on a good screed, but I think you misunderstood OP’s post.

I’m not a Neilsen family, so my viewership doesn’t count towards their numbers.

It’s fine, different people can disagree.

Counterpoint: do watch him to educate yourself.

Cool.

Two sentences into that rant and every pussy in a 5 mile radius was as dry as the Sahara desert.

Came down here to mention Face Off. The judges get a very hands-on look at your talent and work, plus you get a sense of whether you could work with/for them.

I’m not a fan of Kimmel, but the blow-up over his joking about Mahershala’s name is overblown.

A dime and a nickel.

There will never be enough jokes about Rick Pitino’s premature ejaculation, +1.

The general public: “Holy shit, Penn State had some insane and insensitive thing to say after years of sexual assault being covered up by the adults in charge in a craven attempt to protect the athletics department.”

Texas gave us the Alamo Draft House.