My wife kinda watches me play games as she watches tv (our tv’s are side-by-side). She is a gamer, but she likes smaller mobile-style games that can be played in short spurts.

Rise is crazy good.

Ass Creed: Syndicate. (I just got it during Black Friday because I’m cheap and wait for the GOTY/Gold edition to be on sale. Yeah, I am Jewish, why do you ask?)

My mom is objectively a Good Mom, but she’s also a crazy person.

unless you focus and look at it without your anti-feminist lense

Swingin’ Medallions, Double Shot (Of My Baby’s Love)

I have, many times.

Noted and edited.

There’s a webcomic that explores this idea that Peach isn’t kidnapped so much as she likes to have some time spent with bad-boy Bowser, and that Mario is actually cock-blocking (cunt-punting?) her from living out her kidnapping fetish.

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They don’t on their own.

I mean, in a truly gender-blind society, there would be as many games where the male needs rescue as there are women who need rescue. That would be the ideal, obviously. I’m not a crazy person who says that if something isn’t a 100% direct cause, then there is no correlation worth exploring.

by the way, no images are loading in Kotaku today.

::reads title::

I don’t want to get blue, but I played on the PSP back in the day, so I have had years of figuring out alternate uses of “the claw”.

Lyle Overbay is an awesome fuckin’ name. It could totally be a name for a rule-breaking TV show police detective.

So, I see you decided to not include the story I emailed to you about how I spent a lot of 2016 masturbating as I played Monster Hunter X, even though it fit exactly within the parameters of this article.

Can I get a follow here on Jez? Look at that Deadspin thread, I correctly called this as shade, then took a lot of heat over it. I was shade-splained!!

No, the sex lasted until 7:05, the other 1:55 was Mrs shb23 consoling me while I cried.