Nope.

Plus, Dreamcast-era NFL2K was unquestionably better than Madden at the time.

The creator says “jif”, but fuck him. It’s spelled “gif”, and so that’s how I pronounce it.

Bart: Why are we all dressed up, Mom? Are we going to Black Angus?

I will assume you don’t have a small child.

Weed.

But only the first one, right?

You just made me think of Dru Hill, so thank you for that.

Thank you.

Thank you for reviewing the Tomlin v Bradshaw case. I took quite a bit of stick in the comments of that Deadspin article for declaring it shade, I feel vindicated.

I stand by my statement, and hopefully the honorable Judge Kara Brown will be so kind as to take up this case.

FROZEN TREAT RELATIVE GAYNESS POWER RANKINGS:

I think the racism litmus test is this:

Goddamn, so many white people in one place.

A male in the greater San Fransisco area is into gay oral sex?

That joke is so bad, I plan on throwing a Little Rock at you next time I see you.

I think you’re soft-selling how reprehensible what Saleh did really is.

Every time they get the parents involved, I come away wanting to know more about Samer’s dad, he seems like an interesting and educated dude.

Daaaammmmnnnnnnn.

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