Dude if he didn’t learn by elementary school that the earth is round then maybe this whole Betsy Devos thing won’t be much of a change

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

So what you’re saying is Mrs. Ancona is single?

On the bright side, all the folks who accused her of treason might finally learn what treason actually means now that it’s convenient.

She wasn’t even accused of what he was convicted of doing.

Don’t forget that Petraeus was actually convicted of doing what Hillary Clinton was merely accused of doing.

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

Masshole Pats fans aren’t exactly erudite cosmopolitan liberals, by and large.

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

The last sane man in Texas?

He should take a page from Jimmy Fallon, tussle the hair, compliment them, then bend over backwards.

YES. This is why I was so taken with Lauren Duca’s response to Tucker Carlson badgering her in that well-publicized interview a few weeks back — she just laughed in his face. It deflates them like nothing else. And then you see the bully come out — hear Conway hissing “Not true! Unfair!” while Myers is speaking.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

I’ll only consider it a sport when I see one of these dorks lift 135 off their chest

Ugh, keep this on Kotaku, not Deadspin. Esports aren’t sports by any extent.

On the “not knowing it’s real” front, a few years ago Trump “bought out the WWE” in storyline. Not knowing it was just an angle, Wall Street panicked and WWE’s stock tanked, forcing the company to abandon the Trump storyline immediately.

“Very tragic. He’s good people. The Rock, on the other hand. No respect for authority. Says ‘it doesn’t matter.’ Sad!”