Don’t you hate it when the backlog gets even more out of order? I try and work through 1-2 main games at a time, in hopes of finishing them and moving on to the next in the queue. And then something like this happens.

The game is so enjoyable now! 

okay. thats it. im reinstalling this game and gonna find a nice planet to settle on.

I mean... my current survival base is just a huge 8x4 rectangle sitting next to a wrecked container ship, I’m not jealous at all after seeing those cool bases with their nice angled roofs and launchpads

Spoiler: San Junipero was a trap, and the people who’ve had their consciousness uploaded are being used to create robot assassains who don’t know they’re assassins.

I stopped going to the theater because inconsiderate douchebags and their kids ruined it for me. I don't see that ever changing. Maybe I'm not alone. Maybe other people don't want to have their movies ruined either. Honestly, I can wait until it's available to stream and watch it on my 75" TV without interruptions. 

My first reaction after reading the name “Allison” and seeing a photo that looks remarkably like Chloe from Smallville with red hair was, “I think she’s dealing with some things right now...”

Well, his career is up in smoke.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

Booooo.

Too chicken fries to admit to it, as well.

Looks like this cop got caught telling a Whopper.

Can a motherfucker just eat a goddamn sandwich? Sorry, it's early and I'm still feeling last night's bourbon

Instrumental “Heart Shaped Box” was my favorite this season. It was used perfectly.

He does amazing work on that show. That’s the best theme music on tv, and the pop songs redone for player piano are consistently great.

Seriously. Never leave a paper trail.