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The revived Kevin Can Wait will be rebooted as a crime drama about a man who keeps murdering his wives.

He used his last shot to kill his wife.

CoD also never did the wall-running exo-suit shit well, I’m glad they are moving away from it because the teams consistently got the feel wrong (Sledgehammer, Treyarch and Infinity Ward all tried with different shit and none of them felt good)

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

I’m in the same boat. I haven’t done the Raid, nor do I really have an interest in it. I enjoy everything else the game has to offer. before Season 3, I was max light with all the Exotics (minus and Raid ones) and had all the legendaries I wanted or needed. Nice to have a bit of the ‘ol grind back for now. Now I feel

It was pretty short but being that it is designed as a looter, they needed to work on adding things that take time to accomplish. When Osiris came out the only “grind” there was involved was getting the forge weapons, and you couldn’t even grind for those because the game would only allow you to get 2 or 3 per week.

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There is no way they’re going to announce FFXVI. They’ll talk about the FF7 remake (“Coming soon” followed by a few seconds of new footage), announce new DLC expansions for FFXV/FFXIV, and show a trailer for KH3 (and announce a 6 month delay). A couple of new mobile FF games, perhaps. But there is no way in hell we’re

One of my 7th graders is obsessed with Jake Paul. Yesterday I had them just write for 15 minutes at the start of class (I also told them they could draw and explain to me what they drew).

My kid loves this YouTube channel EvanTube - I had to shut that shit down. It’s basically parents who buy their kids various toys (I’m assuming via all of the money they make (1.3 million a year according to google) that they unwrap and I’m sure promptly discard. Other times they’ll buy a fuckton of ice cream and then

I’m just so, so old and so, so tired. Pardon me for going into “Old Man Rants at Cloud” mode here, but I really wish society would stop rewarding assholes and idiots with likes, clicks, money, views, what have you. Logan Paul acts like the worst stereotype of an ugly American in Japan, throwing shit at cops and

You know what would be great? If parents couldn’t make money off of pimping out their children. The whole crazy “stage mom/dad” thing would shut down overnight.

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at