‘Doo-doo-doo. There’s a dead guy, like, 20 feet away. That’s kinda gross. Boooooored, bored, bored, bored, bored, boriiiiiiing! I shouldn’t have let them take my phone. I can’t believe I’m missing my stories for this. Who the hell was this clown anyway? I’m hungry. Man, I want a burger. Do they have burgers in Mexico?…