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Also, she was probably born in 1996. Just putting that out there so the commentariat can feel the grossness I currently feel answering this question.

Silver Lining Alert!

She was also probably not responsible for the Atlanta Olympic bombing.

That's not nothing in a relationship, you know.

Now, I love me some Hiddles (lanky nerd boys are my catnip), but the appeal of Elba cannot be denied. Joint ownership of the award? Can they arrive and accept it together, with pictures?

A couple of Jezebel commenters recently persuaded me to finally check out Luther… I have been meaning to dig through my commenting history to report back and thank them, but it may have been too long ago now. Anyway, thaaaank you people who recommended it!!!

*faints clutchin' pearls*

Jazuz, that man is fine!

Women's panties just fly off when Idris Elba is around. Seriously. I typically like tall white boys (like Hiddleston) but Elba? CHRIST. SPLOOSH!

I don't get Hiddleston's appeal, but I will definitely jump on board the Idris Elba train. Or maybe I will just jump on Idris Elba... #wishfulthinking

The answer is fantasy harem my friend. I've had one since I was 13 letting Jonathan Taylor Thomas go was hard but thankfully the good men of Britain have stepped up.

SO MANY STARS

STOP TRYING TO TURN ME GAY!

I am now going to follow you around Jez for the Idris gifs. *fans self*

Goddamn. I said, GODDAMN.

I knew when I clicked on this post, I'd be rewarded with lovely, lovely Idris Elba gifs. He makes me so happy.

I completely agree that cis gay men need to stop using the term tranny, but I'm a little more cautious about telling drag queens how they need to refer to themselves. Drag culture has a much longer and deeper history than middle class white transsexual culture. For a very long time, drag and 'female review' shows were…

The NBA is now on full alert.

Khloeeeeeee and Lammmmy nooooooooooo

I just DO NOT understand how Terence Howard continues to have a career. Chris Brown is treated like the devil, but TH is 100x worse in my mind.

You'll live.