Wow I can’t believe the Dodgers burned another 200 million dollars just to prove you still can’t buy a world series.

Oh god I needed this today

What will Jezebel do if he winds up being our nominee? Will the Biden smear campaign help us or hurt us beat that shitstain in the White House? He is not my ideal candidate either but ffs, Republicans don’t do this to each other, and that is why they win.

And California has over one million more cows than Iowa.

Dear Stanford: that cow state of Iowa legalized same-sex marriage before California by a score of 2009 to 2013. Four years before. Think about that before mocking them.