BILL, STAHP! JUST STAHPPIT! GO AWAY!
ShawnTheGuitarist
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I’d date a girl who was eight foot five in a heartbeat!
I found it plausible she’d take a shine to Kili’s advances, actually. There wasn’t much romance in the story otherwise (not like Frodo and Sam in the first trilogy).
The joke is that he won’t last that long, but maybe the joke is that we keep saying “he won’t last much longer” but then each new low becomes the new normal and nothing ever sticks to him, so...
That photo of them for the heading makes it look like they’re about to drop the sickest mixtape of 1996
Leave it vacant. McConnell said you can’t fill the SCOTUS position during the last year of a President’s term, right?
It wasn’t a “flagship” of the franchise though, just one of the satellite tie-in films. That was the point: that the flagship films (the ones whose names include roman numerals) continue to print money.
She did extremely well in The Hobbit as Tauriel. The overly CGI-ness of that trilogy when compared to the Lord of the Rings trilogy notwithstanding (especially when they replaced Billy Connelly with a computer generated dwarf instead of just putting makeup on him), pretty much the entire cast was great. She won me…
As long as the flagship franchise films continue to make, like, a billion dollars a piece I’m sure Disney is going to stay the course and continue to let directors like Rian and J.J. make them to their visions. They know how to make blockbusters. Anyone unhappy about it can either read the extended universe novels or…
Yeah, but he’s doing it against brown people. They’ll put up with all kinds of atrocities as long as the minorities and liberals are harmed more than they are so that they can feed off those tears while their cognitive dissonance prevents them from realizing that they’re worse off too.
Someone identify her as has been done with BBQ Becky, Permit Patty, and that NYC attorney! Out her soon! My thirst for their tears is strong and must be quenched!
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This is obscure (canceled 2000s cartoon based on Kevin Smith’s “Clerks” property), but their constant roasting of Charles Barkley was ahead of its time (and even more relevant now that he has continued to not STFU in public)
Growing up my mom had a lasagna recipe that used cottage cheese instead of ricotta because it was cheaper and easier to buy at the local supermarket. I’d never had real ricotta-based lasagna until I was old enough to start taking dates to fancy Italian restaurants that didn’t just microwave their food.
This project is not meant to exclude non influencers, it’s meant to reward the ones who take digital storytelling to the next level.
Being civil and not raising a fuss cost us Merrick Garland (and numerous SCOTUS decisions since then). Being civil and not raising a fuss caused any attempts to counter bad congressional policy with impotent failures and half measures that started from the middle rather than the left. Being civil and not raising a…
That’s to say that this piece about condoms is worth poking some holes in.
Welcome to 2018 when even our dog memes find some way to become offensive and/or politicized from some perspective. Why want we just enjoy things?
This is a man who just hates vaginas and wants to ruin every single one he can.
I know you’re trying to be funny, so don’t take this as a lecture. Your caricature is eerily on-point though. That’s exactly what they want the typical voter to do. If we get so sick of the cycle that we tune out and go into our comfort zones of consuming sitcoms and such then we’ll default to being uninformed voters.…