So true. Sometimes it looks like the only people reading this column are the ones who don’t need to, because the answer to every question ever is either “25% you cheapskate!", or “the greater one, you miser!”

Alternately,

On the other hand, you didn’t serve me a tax. This is why tipping needs to go away. Pay a f***ing salary and be done with it. Somehow everywhere else on Earth has figured it out.

“Which is right?”

This column can basically be boiled down to the following:

Whenever I offer to do this for friends who complain about their sex lives they act like I’m some sort of huge creep. I guess I should start calling myself a professional and trying to charge them for it.

What did he say that was so egregious? Did he defend Louis CK or Roseanne? No. Is saying that as society still haven’t found our equilibrium when it comes to the power of social media a horrible or offensive statement? No.

I agree but I think the problem was twofold:

Yeah that pretty much covers everything really, doesn’t it?

I’m concerned that this piece downplays the harm done to society by alcohol.

Getting beaten by a rigged game? Fair.
Beating a rigged game? Stop right there, criminal scum!  

Fond memories of my then live in girlfriend and I walking around in a mall in NY and me drooling over the game and guide at EB Games but being too broke to nab them. Broke away from her for 30 minutes while she clothes shopped, met back at the car and she was all smiles. I figured she had just found a cool skirt or…

People should sleep with people they love.

This is slowly becoming the same shitty response so many “family” groups, religious organizations, etc have to controversial shit:

No, its because the mobile version is free.

THE YEAR IS 20XX.