shawnjohnson
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shawnjohnson

There is literally nothing in this article except "don't buy a house"

except it's pretty common knowledge

We feed it to the dogs. They love it.

condoms? ha! What is this... 1995?

It's because they're running out dude......

So okay... where the fuck exactly is "the science of beer bubbles" in this article?

I've written better articles on bar-bathroom walls.

hey gizmodo..... NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SOME RETIRED PEDOPHILE WHO'S WANTED FOR MURDER. I hate that I even know those details..... Can't you write about the new software issue/hack/awesome technology/copied story from reddit?

We're writing for Gizmodo now! Who do we talk to about getting this direct deposit set up?

Can I write for Gizmodo? Seriously...... actually, yes, I can write for Gizmodo. Here's a great explosm comic!

I'm great at making an article out of a pre-written fact sheet! I want to write for gizmodo. When can I start?

It's going to be more space... just like on this side of it.

This puts a box-cutter to shame.

To try and compare science with religion is like trying to compare a dog with a pair of scissors. They're not related in the slightest. It's not that I think religion is wrong, but it's that it shouldn't be taught in place of science. I personally believe religion is wrong, but that's not what I'm saying. If we

No. Creationism is for idiots who don't believe in Science. It's like, you cherry pick what you want from Science, except when it comes to the church part.

Actually... Aliens are a much more plausible answer than god. Zeus is a god also... and so is hercules. What a retard. Of course there is internet outrage. There should be.

Actually, it does mean you're a moron. This show is awesome. If you don't like it, most likely you're a stupid person. Statistics don't lie.

So..... they don't get power from wifi....... who the fuck cares?

Perhaps it's because you're a moron. Go watch your Friends dvd.