How do you make sex with it?

This is what AAPL gets for being sue-happy. Notice I used the stock symbol.... which is going down faster than a midget hooker as a result of their lawsuit orgy.

So he's orders custom bricks from different people other than lego, to make this stuff? Man, impressive.... Actually, seriously, the WWII scene is pretty badass.

Jesus is coming soon, so our sun won't ever get to that point.

Slow news day Jesus?

START WRITING BETTER SHIT GIZMODO!!!!! What's next? Ever met a girl on eharmony that wasn't what she appeared to be in pictures?

Yes, I am actually.... I put on a lot of weight, grew a dick/beard combo. I figured it was time to move on.

Just? Come on gizmodo.... when are you going to start writing good articles again?

It was NOT aborted. I have proof.

They have gay porn on their, too. Although, I recommend this:

Have these 3700 "attacks" resulted in ONE plan crash? No... Can airplanes be landed without pilots these days? YES!!! A task force... for laser pointers? Come on government.... can you like, do anything that makes any sense? Why don't you put a one hundred dollar tax on all laser pointer sales?

Right.... so the phone no matter what is only 600 dollars. You're paying for the service that costs more.... dude, Gizmodo, work harder. I'm sick of reading this kind of shit.

Have any of you geniuses ever thought it's a bad idea to charge a computer with a computer?

Let the records show...

Thanks for letting me know what to tell the tattoo artist in case a friend of mine wants to let everyone know he's a virgin for life.

Slow news day eh, Eric?

First of all guys.... if you have an ipad... maybe you should take it back to the store after you have your castration reversed. Secondly..... Nice article. There's been a lot of crap on gizmodo lately... this is one of those obvious, but not so obvious things that no one thinks about.

That's really not how that works...... are you familiar with ohm's law? Do you know the resistance over a mile of copper? I'm not even sure if ten feet is measurable.

You only get 9 months in the UK for being a pedophile? Dude.... I'm THERE!

In Soviet Russia, ear hear you!