$100k for a Jeep? I know somebody that can get 100-200 Jeeps for that price!

Wow, that is rare! If it was in mint condition it would be worth... $900.

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

David Tracy, the reason HOA’s were invented.

Eric the Car Guy is my YouTube patron saint. If you drive an old Honda, you know him. And you owe him.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

The purchase price is only the entry fee old bean, now go rinse the transmission out in the dishwasher, fill it with some Mrs. Butterworths, make some tires out of toilet paper and and steering wheel out of Twizzlers and lets and try to drive it to Tierra del Fuego with 4 gallons of turpentine for fuel!!!!

A 14 year flood titled Italian sports car. I’m not sure how you’ll top this one. Buying this would like going on a dating website and finding a coke addict stripper from Florida who has been to jail multiple times and marrying her after one date. Sure it would be fun for a few days, maybe a week, but you’re guaranteed…

Must have been a Cars and Coffee near the ramp.