Contact reference, Jesus. Well played. (+1 ME)

Although I don't consider myself a man-whore, I have seen my share of girly parts. And, I have to say, I have NEVER seen girl parts that look like THAT.

I find it odd to think that lightning would pass the top of his head which is 3 feet higher than said struck area. Doesn't lightning normally go after the tallest point around? Is it possible that it hit him somewhere else and while traveling down/through his body, it arced over and gave a snazzle to his…

All pretty stupid if you ask me.

I call Bullshit.

I think you mean Mormons:

And, generally speaking, I'm not sure you are allowed to legally go throwing your poop into compost piles. I work in a cleaning industry and raw fecal matter is considered a biological hazard. There are a LOT of rules and regulations for what you need to do with it. I suppose, if you're enough of a tree-hugger and…

You, cute, young innocent child. :)

Maybe some nice tracking software installed on said laptop may help you the next time. (Which we all agree is a very real possibility)

I thought the same think. Is "LIKE" available?

@zigzag - what did you just post? ? ! ? I got 20 seconds in and threw up and had to do something else. I check in at one minute later and the same song (and video - by-the-way) was playing.

I am COMPLETELY on board with THIS. It is so annoying to have specific passwords that you CANNOT use simply because of the site.

I'm keeping mine to "password". And, both my preset garage and house codes will stay "1234" and "0000". No one will ever break those codes!

@iStrangle

Saw one of these when I was about 8. I'll never forget the experience.

Other than the secret formula everyone is focused on.... Let's get back to the article. Did anyone else notice that the safe door is a fake? This is just a nice decoration for tourists to look at. The bottom of the door has pin that should expand out to hold the door in place when locked. But, the floor as you…

I can understand the low-carb thing. But, seriously, what are they putting the butter on then? Bread is full of carbs. Are they eating the sticks of butter like twinkies?

@Graviton1066,

Holy shit, it's a redneck with an IQ. Forget the sling shots. I think our Universe has collapsed in on itself! :)

I love living in the 21st century!