@bobella is owltastic!: Really? I have never seen it happen. Maybe it does and I'm not looking hard enough.

@gunface: I would hug you, but my jumping jacks while reciting some song I won't mention *cough Glee* to get away from the boredom.

Here is a odd question. It's something I've thought about for the longest time.

@Jetgirly: Family is there, she teaches in Calgary. Originally from Guelph.

@Dangling Modifier: Never. Acting your age stinks.

@notsodarling: I dunno... I'm still partial to my Jon Hamm's John Ham

@notsodarling: Whole episode? Like of the skit or in general? So far the episode in general has been really good. I just wasn't a fan of that one. But the rest; silver with golden linings. 5 foot golden linings.

@miss_sassy_pants: Being the guy known as the Hugging Guy, I'll offer my opinion.

This NBC this must be a US thing; I don't find this funny.

Okay, so on Thursday, I was Skyping with a old friend from university. We were talking for a long time; a few hours. And I really enjoyed having a friend keep me company in my room.

Well, its my first time watching SNL this season. ESSCITED!

@Shawn Barney: Just to add; CBC News reports the fine is $873 million US. To me that makes a tad more sense than $1 billion.

@thevegetable: Possibly. Still seems alot. I dont see it being that much. It would be interesting to see the court documents to determine the breakdown of this $1,000,000,000 fine.

Okay, I know Kyle adressed this below, but the one billion dollar fine still doesn't sum up to me.

@erinna: No. You won't be single forever. You are going to find a amazing person who may not only sweep you off of your proverbial feet, they may also make sure that you don't hit your head on the ceiling as you are being swept off your feet. That's right; the person will be so considerate of your well being they will…

@erinna: No. You won't be single forever. You are going to find a amazing person who may not only sweep you off of your proverbial feet, they may also make sure that you don't hit your head on the ceiling as you are being swept off your feet. That's right; the person will be so considerate of your well being they will…

@Shawn Barney: After reading all of that, you deserve a cookie. Here ya go!

So where do I begin?! It's like being on the losing end of a game of 52 pickup and then arguing with yourself what to pick up first. Should I start with the jokers, or work on finding each individual suit, then go from 2-A, or should it be A-2?! I feel a really good metaphor was just ruined there.

So I think that right now is a good enough time for a story, don't you think?! I was considering doing this later, but I would LOVE some sleep tonight; my cold wants to take me in the closet and take me from behind...

@welshdiminutiveofMargaret: Yeah... Its weird to have it, but think of the things you can throw in the resume now!