Kids, would you like to help Captain CJ save the citizens of Junkyard City from the evil Patriot and his insidious minion The Compass? Ask your parents permission to join the Trail Rated Teens! Simply send a S.A.S.E to...

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

I’m with you. Give me a fast car and a sufficient stretch of empty desert road, I could be listening to Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt and I’d still be going as fast as conditions allowed.

A mid-engine supercar with a 3.5l twin-turbo V6 and a top speed of about 217 mph?

spouse: how was your day honey?

spose2: It was fine, sweetie, i went to the mall and did about 2K of damage to our credit cards... picked up a few things for your mom and the kids

But parking was just awful. I did about 60K in damage ramming our new car into another one and they still took forecver to move.

Oh yeah, you…

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

And has a young Brazilian riding it.

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.

Some

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

(not sorting through 116 comments to see who beat me to it)

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

I think the important lesson here is.....

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

[Touches envelope to forehead]