Barke MacArthur

I know kamloops loves to bill itself as the city of tournaments or whatever... but really, there is no more dispiriting place in all of BC, the most beautiful place in Canada, with the exception of maybe Prince George. Or Campbell River. Or Abbotsford. Either way, Kamloops sucks.

honey on pizza only really works if you’re doing the (bougie-ish) thin-crust Italian style with white sauce. it does go AMAZINGLY well with walnuts, speck and pear as your other toppings, though.

once, mid-coitus when I was about 25, I, uncircumcised male, tore the little piece of skin connecting the foreskin to the shaft. blood went literally flying all over the room, and then all over the bathroom as I tried to figure out what in the actual fuck was happening. as it turns out, it was entirely minor but i…

Taco Pope seems to be ranked way too low. Methinks JoJo Victory is headed for a JoJo Loss.

in my experience, big dogs will try to make themselves as small as possible if they’re allowed into the bed. small dogs (like our mini dachshund) will stretch at as much as caninely possible (and yes, she’s spent every night in my bed because her adorableness lets her get away with everything).

Wow, can that thing ever fly.

on a highlight between Houston Baptist and (googles to make sure this is actually a school and not a really in-depth troll job from the archdiocese of san antonio) University of The Incarnate World, I’d be surprised if it didn’t insult LGBT types somehow.

took me a while to get that point (~5 years of daily smoking, give or take) but now that I’m here, it’s awesome. I mean, I still drink, but find any positive effects accrued by drinking alcohol really tail off after about drink 3, which is the perfect time to spark one up.

Plus, depending on the strain I’m smoking,…

y’know, i woulda thought that jodie sweetin bottomed out that time she was giving a speech to a university and broke down in tears because she was coming down from a meth and crack bender, but i guess i was wrong.

it’s basically ‘springtime for hitler’ set to this

i’m dreading the day when a timely Puck (the proto-omarosa) reference no longer resonates.

Adele reference: fair game. Streep reference: eennnhh, showing your age a bit there, Rick. Wolfgang Puck reference: this man has clearly not been on the internet since 1997.

this is the perfect summary of this bloated, boring, slightly bloody walk through the canadian wilderness

i grew up with cats, but the missus grew up with dogs. when her sister’s mini dachshund had a litter, we were the lucky recipients, and all i can say is that i’m pretty sure dachshunds are just cats with less fur and longer faces. (in that they’re assholes to everyone but their owners.)

I’m a Sens fan, so I don’t really have a leg to stand on in this... leg-standing... thing...? But man. For all the Sens’ woes this year, I get soooo much satisfaction out of seeing the Habs flail like a Quebecois television personality trying to explain his use of blackface. Therrien is nothing more than a…

these tears are totally due to the shitty stream of Yeezy S3 I’m suffering through... yes, definitely that...

(i love you grandma! i’ll call you tomorrow)

these are things he tells himself (and local media) to fool himself into believing that winnipeg is a desirable place to live and not, in fact, a frozen wasteland in which only racist ukrainians, mosquitos, overrated ballerinas and that guy from propaghandi can thrive.

just shy of $53M in Canadian (and rising!). ‘f course, you have to live in Winnipeg, so it’s a wash.

off-duty cops = regular-ass people, just more deserving of a beating