Well, yours maybe.

Should the Moar Grill be gas or electric?

ugh.. i read not related and instantly assumed the old guy was somekinda perv....

The Camaro must exceed the Mustang by every metric.

You know that somewhere in a Lockheed Martin design room a group of engineers is sheepishly ripping up the plans for a weaponized burning plywood wall.

When I shop for unmanned armored vehicles - the ability to smash through 1/4 inch plywood walls and flaming grass piles is my #1 make-it-or-break-it criteria.

Wait, why does this old Mercedes GPS keep sending me to Poland?

A god that requires you to blow yourself up to advance his religion is a weak god that should not be followed.

Race it? Hell yea! Oh...you said...

Wait, just wait a minute: crystal meth is illegal?

Being an adult is boring as shit.

I think his misspelled “complaints”.

Are you nuckin’ futs?

Strictly on value, it’s a NP; the wheels and tires are nearly worth the asking price. That said, I wouldn’t take it if it were free.

I hear this question a lot when it comes to “classics”.

Yeah, I’m gonna pull out my Volume 4 tonight.

Blast Hardcheese! Buff Drinklots! Butch Deadlift! Bob Johnson!

This may test the limits of the axiom there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Is it wrong that all of my issues of Road and Track are ejaculate stained?