WHERE IS THE LIE

Wtf. How the fuck is he not a registered sex offender??? This is rage inducing.

“I would just like to emphasize how grateful I am for this process, and now I get to go on my merry choking women almost to death way ”

he “hopes it doesn’t happen again.”

I have eating Golden Grahams down to a science now. Pour milk into empty bowl. Pour a few spoonfuls of Golden Grahams into bowl and eat. Repeat process until milk is gone. You only have about 90 seconds of that sweet spot with Golden Grahams, so you need to engineer the process juuuuust right.

I eat cereal like I’ve never seen food before in my life when I eat it with milk. I put a small amount in the bowl, splash it with milk, and ravenously devour it before there is a chance to get soggy. Repeat until I’m in a carb coma.

What am I missing? It sounds like she is saying that she used to prefer it dry, but now she prefers it with milk? So, it would stand to reason that you and she disagree about cereal? 

I think the last time I texted a 14 year old was this past summer when I texted my little cousin (he’s not little anymore he’s like 6 feet he’s taller than me) happy birthday

Seems like a #MeToo waiting to happen.

Drake texts a 14 year old girl about boys, while also having a “friendship” with a 16 year old model who he may or may not be dating now at 18 years old.

He is amazing! As is Keri Russell.

I definitely thought it was “Bad Barbie” until this very article.

Me too! One of the problems is that her name is easily misspelled...

Update: totally worth it. 

This. The actual data around this statistic is distorted by every bullshit “family values” organization. 2 parent households are more beneficial for very DUH reasons (2 incomes=more financial security, 2 loving parents is even better than 1 loving parent, modeling healthy relatiinships, etc.) But the practical…

This line of thinking keeps a lot of parents in terrible marriages. Kids can and do thrive in ALL types of families.

Yeah . . . Matthew McConaughey telling me something is “very scientific” is my cue to leave.

“a lot of the trouble that these children are getting into from lack of support back home is very scientific.”

jesus fuck, i hate matthew mcconaughey so much

Matthew shut up.