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Shaverne & Lirley
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“Harley customers are not happy with their move - sales are down 7% in 2017.”

That video of Josh Duhamel’s gf (I can’t be bothered to scroll back up) preening around with a ‘body positive message’ as the caption is giving me an eye twitch.

Cheryl seems like the kind of woman who would write a really vague facebook status and then get dramatically upset when people ask her for details.

Did she spend it on Chicken or tuna?

KATHERINE HEIGL UPDATE: her pantry’s well-stocked. [Heavenly Days]

Seriously not surprised that Cheryl and Liam Payne broke up. They always seemed weird together, I don’t know why.

And misogynists. Rape and sexual assault happen to bitches, not real men. So if a man gets raped or sexually assaulted, it just proves he’s a bitch. Never mind that Terry Crews could take them apart with both hands tied behind his back.

...who the fuck would MOCK a person of any gender for taking a difficult stand against sexual assault?

I think that’s why teaching why it’s unacceptable is at least as important as telling boys that it is unacceptable.

When teens rebel, which is a natural impulse and something I’m OK with, they should pick something that doesn’t involve taking away someone else’s agency. Skipping class or sneaking some booze is a better

It’s still amazing to me that he was mocked. I know, toxic masculinity, toxic humanity, whatever, but who the fuck would MOCK a person of any gender for taking a difficult stand against sexual assault? What kind of q-rating points are people getting to say Terry Crews is worthy of contempt?

As the father of an 11 year old, I’d say it’s also incumbent that this sort of behavior that even 12 year old boys in PE know is unacceptable and why.

Terry Crews is such a fucking treasure. I would say that it's appalling that men as old as 50 Cent and Russell Simmons are still acting like 12 year old boys in P.E. but it's not appalling at all. What sad pieces of shit they must be. 

I actually noticed an absence of Brad from Cristian’s Instagram account and wondered about that... It’s such a shitty thing to have to worry about. People noticing major life changes based on your social media patterns. 

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

Hey, from that picture, it looks like she’s graduated from “Carried like a baby” to “Carried like a toddler.”

Nooooo! Christian and Brad can’t break-up.

They look so happy!

You’re confusing borderline personality disorder (what Pete has) with bipolar disorder. BPD has nothing to do with mania and depression.

Fuck you and your concern trolling. And fuck your likely-willful conflation of borderline and bipolar symptoms too.

I’m more squinked that he is puffing his chest out at ‘marrying the hottest girl in the world,’ because it makes me feel like he’s in love with the idea, but not the person.  But what do I know?  I’m just a caveman.