Chelsea is a master of the unfailingly polite “fuck you.” She’s kind of my hero.

If John Goodman joins Twitter just to post a “Bye Bitch” message, I will give him one more chance.

I’m 100% on board with cancelling the show, but I just don’t understand why ABC had to go and give her a platform to begin with. Her Twitter has been filled with hate for a long time and by ABC giving Barr her sitcom back, it emboldened her to be more vitriolic. And before everyone responds to me, money cannot the…

He wasn’t there, doesn’t know the situation, but is fine with espousing the police’s justification for the assault. Well done on the statement to the public, Ernie. Nailed it!

I believe you can go ahead and change that headline to “Designer *Once* Popular With Kate Middleton Starts Royal Wedding Dress Beef.”

It was fun while it lasted. I knew there would be too many white women that would find something to nitpick about Meghan and her wedding, and attempt to diminish her one way or another. I hope she is not naive and expected it, and she is enjoying her honeymoon.

Yeah, it’s not even the same silhouette. Basically, they share a neckline, which is no big deal. There are thousands of boatneck dresses out there. The Wickstead dress has a different waistline and a different skirt. The Wickstead dress has an A-line skirt with what looks like two box pleats, whereas Markle’s dress…

It’s clearly a different kind of fabric. Someone just wants to start some shit.

Agreed. They are only remotely the same if your version of same is “simple white dress with sleeves” but the neck doesn’t match (Elizabeth’s looks more off-the-shoulder than boatneck) and the cut of skirt isn’t even similar at all (Meghan’s is basically a loose mermaid and the other is straight up princess).

Someone needed some attention! I wasn’t a huge fan of Markle’s dress but it was prettier than this lady’s design and certainly not even approaching identical. And if she wants to talk about fit she might want to start with the bodice of her own dress...

The wickstead version of the dress has pleats and makes the models boobs look dumpy so I’d say not the same dress. Also I feel like maybe I’m the only one left in the world who doesn’t think an item of clothes has to be skin tight to fit well. That dress looked great on the MM and fabric is allowed to move in my world.

That does not look like the same dress. Just the same basic style of dress.

So you’re saying they don’t even have that common ground to fall on?

I’ll make sure to tell my daughter that you think of her and anyone else with a mental illness “broken”. She’ll love it

“Next time: The beautiful melancholy of Breakfast At Tiffany’s.”

The weird thing about Say Anything is that the pop culture memory of it has somehow become that the boom box stunt works, when actually it doesn’t and marks the point where Cusack realizes he’s just not going to win this one on the usual romantic comedy blunt force and has to genuinely be better to deserve her.

Yeah, that sounds like Seattle.

If they wanted it to leave, they just should have denied it a new, taxpayer-funded stadium

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.