Every time I report something I get this message saying it doesn’t go against their report guidelines. Twice I reported a screenshot of that kidnapping video that was turned into a meme, using 2 different reasons. Same damn message. I commented back that it was from the video FB took down THE DAY BEFORE. I was so…

I like to believe it was her running Gary’s Instagram and her pressing the button to follow me.  

me Me ME. We get it. I’m sick of them blaming the tech team. They don’t fuck shit up.

*cough cough* Domhnall Gleeson

Grad Night memories! Or... what I could remember haha

I read Penny’s memoir a while back and immediately thought of it when Carrie died. I highly recommend it. Full of ugly and laughing tears. It reminds me of Carries “Wishful Drinking” when she went through the Hollywood family tree. Everyone in Hollywood is related or connected by scandal/relationships. Seems like…

When they were taking it down, “Hollywoed” looked neat as well.

Cali all day! Woot woot! I’m usually just offered bottled water when I go to the salon. You bet your ass I’m gonna take that wine with my haircut!

I’m convinced they were leftovers from her Kristmas party. She ordered for 500 but only 400 people showed up.

I’m never gonna dance again

I’ve never thought UTI’s were sexy until he sang about giving Rebecca one after their marathon sex.

Now you know why dogs loooooove having their heads rubbed. Hell, they love anything being rubbed

Jook (rice porridge) is like Chinese penicillin. I don’t even need to be sick to eat it. It’s wonderful for any occasion.

I lost my hearing due to a neurological condition and now have ABI’s (similar to cochlear implants). I HATE using them. The noises that I hear with them are so obnoxious and unpleasant that I actually prefer silence.

I don’t know how Taylor would be an inspiration if that show finished airing before they shook it off at the Met Gala.

I read somewhere that it was the pronoun Alexis wanted to be used at the end of her life

My sister bought a pre-owned teal Pontiac Sunfire. Mileage unknown. But it always had issues. It is perfect for Tyga.

I think that’s one the ginormous bears that Costco sold over the holidays. The commercials were cute but wtf you don’t need that. You have more use for a super-sized jug of mayonnaise than a giant teddy bear.

Anthony will always be my Boo. Been drooling since Sydney.

I’m just glad my boo Anthony Ervin wasn’t involved. I would never recover.