Are we sharing boyfriends? I thought I was his one and only!

During the end credits there were outtakes of her salute. Gold.

IM SO EXCITED OMG I WISH I HAD CABLE*!!!

If you want to an get an idea on how this will turn out, check out the Black Mirror episode “The Entire History of You”

A lot of the audience didn’t understand Keegan-Michael Key’s bit when he was there last year. So I’m not surprised that they were crickets this time.

TBell never fails to help me

Funny thing is, I remember reading about her being invited on stage at a different night’s show. I think a few her celebs were onstage as well. Maybe that’s where this picture is from.

I actually thought his name really was John Legend. Luna Simone Legend would’ve been epic.

I had the BIGGEST crush on Sonny. Gawd he was (and still is) such a babe.

Garrett Hedlund was in Four Brothers. (actually pretty good)

Didn’t she stab Mark with that cheapo feathered spear he won for her at the carnival he fingered her at?

I honestly never knew that “maturate” was a word. His rambling tweets made me feel dizzy and kind of dumb.

Off topic. A few minutes ago I saw my FB post commentary from 3/25/15 about Zayn departing from 1D.

Why not complain after, like, the first year? Wait 22?

I will always think of Katherine Heigl as the 14 year old daughter pretending to be her father’s lover to impress an 18 year old local hottie. And those wacky kids fell in love? Ewwww

It was from a fake/hoax website disguised to look like abc.com. My friend posts shit from that all the time knowing we’ll all believe it. When really, it’s all well written bs.

You leave Voltron out of this. Voltron was a childhood treasure. Voltron is sacred.

I thought they lasted like 2 weeks.

I was on my way home and there was no traffic at all when I just gave up. Like, I was whining and rocking my body like Sandra Bullock in Two Weeks Notice.

To be fair, at least he wasn’t driving when he shat himself. I know firsthand what it feels like to just let go when behind the wheel. The rest of the drive was rather awkward.