*cough*

My take is more the opposite, like Dana is doing Colbert the favor. Trust me, he doesn’t need this.

Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman would be my pick for all time greatest SNL headliner.

1992 actually was fantastic for me. Network TV had nothing to do with it though.

You are making it sound like Carvey has been living in the gutter and Colbert took pity on him. He’s constantly touring and doing standup.

Ok but like $40 an hour to monitor someone’s Facebook?? Still.

Ivanka received her mother’s chin... and a shit ton of plastic surgery. (And actually she got mostly her father’s chin - see her later pictures). I am a few years older than Ivanka; I can remember when they were trying to sell her as a model. Look at those early 90s pics (I found and posted some particularly clear…

Monitoring the social media activity of individuals in some way associated with or commenting

I have a friend who is 6'6, whom one time we walked by a who was 7'2 and his only reaction was “HOLY SHIT!”.

You’ve never seen poor people with iPhones?

Apparently Gianni Versace faked his own death.

Nobody in the goddamned room will challenge anything they say because they don’t want to be sent to their rooms like a pouty teenager.

Just needs to stop choking when he’s under pressure.

<thumbs up>

Dude can scoot! Gotta like that escapability.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

Take your star and make like Jordan Peele’s directorial debut.

+1 (motorized wheelchair)

In all seriousness, can someone tell me why a 66 year old paraplegic was tasked with controlling access to the field at the Super Bowl?