Came here to say the same.

Oh man... I thought I was so clever and made this same joke 2 hours after you. Back to the ham drawing board...

As a self enlightened individual, you have to understand the irony of the male feminist showing up to tell the ladeez to keep down the snark.

My favourite is ‘Short men don’t have heels; ugly men don’t have make up; stupid men can’t be blonde’. You can. Really. Nothing is stopping you apart from your own rigid, bullshit, binary conceptions of gender. Even so, fuck you.

It’s been a minute since I read the Bible, but I think you’re supposed to wait to pick out a new wife until after the old one gets stoned to death for adultery.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

How this for a neg? You’re a trolling idiot.

It's wild what kind of things happen amidst 400 years of state-sectioned violent oppression, amiright?

“There must be some cause for his delusions”

I guess I am lucky because I have 2 or 3 people who religiously follow me and un-grey me consistently. But I have no hopes of Jez, or a Jez writer, following me even though my comments are fairly well received and I routinely have a comment with 100+ likes.

“Moderately surprised”

black people should go as blonde haired white rachel dolezal for halloween

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