Donny Twoscoops looks like a Juggalo pre-makeup in that first one.

Trump also doesn’t appear understand that you don’t need a confession to convict someone of a crime. Like a lot of idiots steeped in television’s legal dramas, Trump probably believes you can’t convict based on “circumstantial evidence.” No, dumbass, you can absolutely convict someone based on circumstantial evidence.…

Trump—like every armchair lawyer that ever vomited a profound legal opinion into the ether of the Internet—does not seem to understand that it is not necessary to say “I am committing a specific, actionable crime at this moment, and this is the word or phrase used to describe that crime” in order to commit a crime.

If…

When I was in the military I talked to someone who was sure the zombie apocalypse was imminent, and that the rage virus from 28 Days Later was totally possible, because “If you found out you were going to die, wouldn’t you just kill as many people as possible?” Uh, dude, there already ARE fatal diseases, and no one…

It’s the fake glasses..

I recall a former Russian spy talking about how easy it was to manipulate US representatives via flattery and offers of money.

The irony of the authoritarian is their outward rejection of society leads them to be slaves to their need for social engagement. To the point that they can’t even see how they don’t adhere to any of their stated values. It’s practically a pathology. 

Amazing how all of these men live with a fantasy that they’re charismatic, smart, strong, and independent yet each one of these chuds is one of Trump’s handmaidens and errand boy.

The answer to your question is that right wing people fall into two camps: Evil and Stupid or Evil and a Liar.

I mean, we did duckface for several years because it pulled in our cheeks and vaguely resembled the chiseled features of a person mid-fellatio. Now we just stick our tongue out to get the same effect while remaining ~quirky~. ‘S not hard.

the way this story is developing is interesting because the right can’t figure out an angle to take that doesn’t involve Trump immediately contradicting them

Imagine thinking teenagers don’t know about horny memes

Oh the kids definitely know where it comes from lolol 

I *really* want to laugh at this bullshit, but I'm immunocompromised so fuck Becky with the full cup.

Or pro-lifers who are also pro-death penalty and war. And oh so ironically anti-literally anything that helps poor mothers or veterans. 

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

Woman gives cheese to a giant mortadell.

awww haahahahhahaha they went ahead and completed this gem with a working website...

Well now we know who put this ad up in the NYC subway today

So we’ve seen this play out through nearly a dozen stooges that have moved through the Trump camp in the last few years alone.