After this verdict drops, my Texas brethren, would it be too difficult for you guys to not burn down the entire state? I’m planning a vacation and would like to see the place before the climate makes that considerably more difficult.

yeah, that’s true.. How about I just put J.J. Watt there instead. He’s being wasted just as much.

I always wondered what Foster would have been if he’d been somewhere else too.

Put Arian Foster in there too.

Networks pay millions for ex-players to explain these things to viewers, and 99 times out of 100 it’s obvious the analyst just tries to wow the viewer with jargon from their playing days and fill the airtime with word salad. Watson is more helpful and succinct in that clip than any of them. Does CTE make them…

It’s a good thing such a thoughtful and talented Quarterback is playing for team known for taking advantage of other truly generational talents like Andre Johnson and Jadeveon Clowney.

Separately, the Department of Homeland Security this year diverted nearly $6 million from its cybercrimes units to immigration enforcement — depleting 40 percent of the units’ discretionary budget until the final month of the fiscal year.

Hey maybe Savannah Guthrie can give her an interview so she can clean up her image like those wholesome kids from Covington Catholic right? Already seen comments under the original article from the bitch ass grey’s so here are two pieces of literature you can read while you kiss my ass about this girl’s lying. Emmitt…

At the same time, the powers-that-be have no problem using it as an excuse to weaken privacy protections or to reduce access to security tools for the overwhelming majority of users who are not now, and never will be, a threat.

he’ll be back next year after changing his name to Metta World War. 

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

I know you all joke, but this time is different. The silence from most of the GOP is actually staggering. Only his most ass-eating sycophantic suck-ups are saying anything.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

John McCain’s ghost might reappear in the Senate for a few moments and sigh in a mildly exasperated fashion.

It’s a Burfict ending.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Black Hole 2020

Oh, hey, good news everyone, it turns out there might actually be a black hole in our solar system, so none of this will matter.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

They’re scared.