But he solved racism! Social workers go into black homes with record players. All fixed. 

Gregory Hines one of the last true entertainers. Sing, dance, act, do a little comedy, that shit is gone now.

Even without the deep dive into how he’s lying, this whole thing is bullshit on its surface. Trump seems to think that he’s making himself look good or smart by saying that he got the US more oil just by making a damn phone call. It took a stable genius to come up with the brilliant idea of asking for shit. Apparently…

They cut off the dialogue. The last line was:

CROWN PRINCE SALMAN: Yeah.

I would call and I would say, “Listen, our oil prices, our gasoline, is too high. You got to let more go.” You know that.

Because when they look at him all they see is the fact that Barack picked him to be VP.

“Joe Biden is a racist. There’s plenty of receipts out there, recent and old.[...]”

Its warm in the tropics, that’s how you get moist Forest.

You should visit the South more, where we have moist snuff for the discerning chewers.

How about Cocaine Elaine?

“We were interacting with a lot of the seminal scientists of the time,” says Hayes. “‘Tropical Moist Forest’ was what they wanted to call it.”

Personally I think Axl Rose would be even more badass screaming “Welcome to the Tropical Moist Forest” 

They’re going to be disgusted beyond belief when they discover the horrible truth that, yes, she has in fact had sex with Mitch McConnell.

That 2nd tweet has an article about what Trump was talking about. Trump was pulling funding from the State Department to give to the Military. Mattis told Trump if you don’t fully fund the State Department that he would have “to buy more ammunition” aka Diplomacy prevents conflicts. Trump was too dumb to understand…

If I had to guess, as pertaining to Kavanaugh, it would be small, pale and have liver spots. Whereas with Shapiro I’m just assuming a tiny version of himself, khaki pants included 

I’ve wondered the same thing. There was recently an interesting story in the Chicago Sun Times about how although Chicago is a very welcoming city for Mexican and Central American immigrants, we get surprisingly few refugees settling here. Basically the reason is because refugees typically need a low-skill job right…

Because the trash there doesn’t want to do service and labor work because they think they are better than that and they also wonder why they are “taking their jobs” when they don’t even deserve it.

I applaud the author of the Donald J Trump Big Hands No Collusion Not Small Penis And Also Background Check Those Mother Fuckers bill.