Marco’s. The rest is total shite, with the exception of non-pizza items including Domino’s cheesy bread and its Little Ceasar’s analog.

“...Outlandish doctrine of judicial supremacy whereby judges exalt themselves over the Constitution they are sworn to uphold” 

Perfect typo is perfect

Whether cultural appropriation or just dumb, it is absolutely lazy. Looks like the same wig as for the “Cher” costume and she couldn’t even bother to side part it and do the classic “Aaliyah” one eye covered.

Re: Tomi’s #relationshipgoals

In n’ Out’s burgers are...okay. Not fabulous but acceptable, although the sauce makes them sloppy. Their fries, however, are an abomination and should be collectively agreed to violate the laws of god(s) and man.

“You can barely build a shitty email.”

Can’t watch the video here, but is it when the slogan falls apart? Golden.

Ugh. 5/10, would not bang. Sad!

Came here to say same, and yes that is a ROUGH “34"

And there it is! I was wondering when this one would be posted.

I think his best work was the “Grab Them by The Pussy” Instagram from last summer. And by best I mean most disgusting.

Consider the Venn overlap of people who consider this to be a grave disrespect to our military, nation, and sense of shared culture to people who also think that there is nothing wrong with confederate flags or statues and that both should remain on display (i.e. memorials to ACTUAL treason) and I think you will find…

Wasn’t there a Black Mirror episode about this?

The reanimated corpse of Nancy Reagan, most likely

Puffy = cocaine + steroids

I think my favorite was the complaint that he “just made fools of the people who elected him”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...you played yourselves*, chumps!

I request all flats in a bar, extra crispy. Half the time, it works all the time.

And its subject to the 51% rule, so not in a bar presumably.

Yes, especially since Irma is just a deep state hoax. Next stop, Mar-a-Lago!!!