This year, in honor of everybody's favorite television program Duck Dynasty, the party had a bluegrass n' moonshine theme.

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You should make t-shirts of that.

"What is it with conservative men and cigars?"

That is a great fucking headline.

Um, it's not the IOC's science:

Oh, thank god, Cat Zingano is a human. I saw the headline on the feed and thought, "Who is hurting a kitty named Zingano????"

For months, I have had dreams where Ronda and I meet and become best friends. After I saw her fight a few years ago, I started training Jiu Jitsu. She's a total legend, and I hope that she inspires a ton of other women to constantly aim to better themselves and have complete confidence in their abilities.

The most fascinating Ronda fact is that she has had something like 11 professional fights and a ring time total of 15 minutes.

Except it's junk science. While biological men are noted as having slightly higher bone density than biological women, the difference is negligible and would not cause any noted difference in sporting strength. From an actual sports scientist:

They don't want to regulate morality. If they did, they would be the party that feeds and heals, not the party that seeks to increase the large swaths of impoverished people by ensuring that they will be fat, sick, and stupid.

according to his statistics @ least one 1 out of 4 people in the audience should have an STD....but conservatives are abstinent, right? Perfect little snowflakes that would never have sex outside of marriage. oh & Mr. Robinson never ever had sex outside of his marriage was a perfect husband that never practiced…

but see, that's how he learned not to cheat. He's just trying to save us all from the miserable hell that is promiscuity! Because he got ALL the STDs! And they itched something fierce, man...

God, I remember so many conservatives whining about freedom of speech when he was fired. A&E is not a government affiliated channel. They are a corporation. They can fire him for whatever reason they deem fit.

I am just reading this and laughing: "Andrew Breitbart Defender of the First Amendment Award". I do not know how to match that ...

Why is he carrying around a heavily duct-taped Bible? Not only is he rich, but it's not like Bibles are expensive. Hell, there's churches that give them out for FREE!

Those dudes are a bunch of hateful assholes who, in a just universe with an afterlife, would go to some form of hell. There, now where's my "free speech" award? Oh, I only get it if I agree with them?

you keep your sex right there

It blows my mind that people actually say we're progressing as a nation and things are better now than they were 50, 100, or even 200 years ago. The fact that this cretin is being allowed to openly say and think things like this without being charged and imprisoned with a hate crime is proof that we have a long, long…