I'm fluent in conservative jackass. And also academic/administrative-ese.

Fuck. I think that's where he's going with this.

No, it makes perfect sense. If you don't report the numbers, you can't compare which schools have the highest reported rates of sexual assaults. If you can't compare schools, you can't attempt to make informed decisions about which schools are safest, or at least have the best track record of dealing with these…

it's actually healthcare for men & women, and provides the cheapest healthcare services to people who might otherwise not have insurance & lack the financial means or transportation that would otherwise enable them to make regular doctor visits. At the base level, they provide condoms & birth control & other pregnancy…

you're telling me you were in the audience and you didn't get up and punch him in the face?

me to all pro-"life" people:

the kicker is these sick fucks do not want people to even get STI testing because they see STIs as a thuderbolt sent by a vengeful god to punish people who have casual sex/any sex outside of blessed matrimony between a man and a woman. this, obviously, is horseshit and chris christie and company can die in a fire.

The thing I've found to be true when it comes to Libertarians is that they don't understand that they live in a fucking society and that such a thing comes at a price. "BUT DA GOVERNM-" "Yeah, you live in a society. That requires a government. Don't like it, move to a desert island(Or an underwater city of your own…

Moments like this remind why I love twitter so much.

It's because nobody knows what "libertarianism" means, other than it's the opposite of socialism as defined by people that don't understand what socialism is.

nope

You didn't say it was a dump, you said it was a 'violent mess', and since I haven't shanked my neighbor over petrol while dressed as Adam Ant lately, I'd beg to differ.

I'm wondering why a libertarian would be arguing with anyone about abortion.

I went to the hashtag thinking "it can't be this bad, these are just the cherry-picked best ones". It's...wow. I couldn't find a single conservative tweeter, and I read through probably 30 or more tweets. This is just a complete disaster. A complete, hilarious, disaster.

Yeah, whenever Americans complain about socialized healthcare because it might cause waiting I wonder what magical doctors they're going to where they never have to wait. My doctor retired last year, and the doctor she referred me to wasn't taking any new patients for three months.

Then he can use to do the right thing and commit suicide.

A few more. They're killing it out there.

Libertarian: Rich white asshole who...has never experienced a world without clean, running water, paved roads, non-poisonous food and a working electric grid...that is "smart" enough not to call themselves a republican.

I feel like the perfect answer to any libertarian getting up in your business is to slap them every time they start to talk about being libertarian. What are they gonna do, hire a private security firm to stop you?