“The Cybertruck’s owners manual does caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight”

That’s a great idea.  Fingers crossed one of em says, “You can have my organs when you pry em from my cold, dead body!”

PREACH

That’s some good schadunfreude.

I am shocked a tesla owner wouldn’t be more chill.

Hey apologists, are we still going with the “Typical new model issues” thing?

So big pickups regularly drive over smaller cars in TX?  Cool, link?

Tesla makes notoriously touchy hardware and software.  I can understand being extra cautious about following instructions.

I always wonder about the hardliners when it comes to Tesla. I imagine them thinking, Well he’s a racist asshole, so that’s a plus. But I’m pretty sure electric cars turn you gay!

You’d think a comedy actor would have a sense of humor.  

I’ve seen so many terrible adaptations of books I liked, scifi and otherwise, I tend to stay away from the filmed versions.

For mesk-defenders saying that *all* new car owners should do this, puh-leeeeeeeeeeease.

If I somehow gave the impression that I care about your politics, lemme be clear: I do not.

You must be a blast at parties.

I love Cleveland❤️

Meh, you what they say: even a broken Tik is right twice a Tok.

Who honestly wants these?

I live so far away from the ocean, I don’t eat octopus here bc it almost always sucks.  If this product is anythjing close to the real thing, I would love to eat it.

I heard this as “Look, quit pretending you’re not poor.”

Hm, needs more carbs.