Then why do you watch them?

...because overlords are sensitive to the concerns of the underlings?

“Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”

There is evidence to back up this statement.

Ah, the bend-over-and-take-it take.  Always a classic.

Animals are delicious, I just don’t eat them (for reasons no one really cares about.) NYC bagel and lox is something I really miss, and I’ll be trying this product.

I hate how correct this is.

Correct, this is the current state of affairs in this country.

But you are aware that folks like to mix drinks? Like it’s not an alien concept to you? Well, same here. It’s not to make a cheap beer palatable, it’s to mix a different beverage.

So you never mix drinks?  Just straight liquor?  I mean why add tonic and lime to that gin, just buy gin you like to drink.

“6. He’s from another planet where the N-word is actually a welcome compliment.”

This made me giggle.  I mean, why would I care? 😂

“...tried to remove the original meaning.”

This needs to be bigger news.

If it’s underrated, how is it growing so fast?

The world we live in today, this video will help her raise a couple million for her next campaign.

“...dipped in the same delicious chocolaty coating...”

“this ship blows the second largest ship, the Oasis-class Wonder of the Sea which is owned and operated by Royal Caribbean, out of the water (I love a good pun)“

Yup, the target audience anticipating the film would be disappointed.  

DAUGHTER FINDS MOTHER ANNOYING SOMETIMES