Hadn’t thought of the cards repelling parents, good point.  If my kids were still small I admit I’d at least think twice about it.

Lot of fads have come on strong and flamed out (silly band, rainbow loom, fidget spinners) but Pokemon had remained an incredibly strong seller with kids.

Same. I think it’s a moral imperative to stand against abuse, but the arrogance of appointing yourself to this level of authority is really nauseating. I mean she’s assuming the role of priest assigning him specific penance.

If I had messed up my job as bad as this cop did, I would no longer have a job. 

They’re building landing strips for gay martians!

Thank you / you’re welcome

Exactly. My kids would correctly recognize that part of the movie as gross, then move on.

He was a daredevil! Just like his old man. Now Stuart!

I do have kids, and it’s not that hard. “WOuld either of you kiss someone who was sleeping?” “No dad!” “Good.”

He will declare it fake news, then search it up on news max where they’ll tell him it was invented by the founding fathers.

My first thought was bald Tony Soprano

The original was kinda neat until it was overwhelmed by gaping plot holes.  Had pass.

In nineteen eighty something, I got a Darth Vader costume that came with an inflatable lightsaber. Like a long cylindrical beach ball. And it was YELLOW. Such bullshit.

This says more about the searchERS than the searchEES.

It could have been really great, and the intentional and needless omission of a hole makes it unusable for some folks. I’m glad it’s perfect for you, but some are annoyed, and we have every right to be.

You don’t need a hole for a keyring, great. A lot of people do, they’re not allowed to be miffed? Seems like a boneheaded design to me.

This isn’t carjacking?

I think the literal translation is actually, “I have no black friends.”

The anger is over a basic aspect of functionality being deliberately excluded. 

I’m a liberal, but sometimes I fucking hate liberals. Not everything is a federal case.