I personally would buy more Dove products if they changed their marketing schtick from “~*~*~ you’re so beautiful inside and out and here are some naked ladies to remind you that we’re all beautiful ~*~*~*~*~” to “YOU’RE NOT BEAUTIFUL AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE. YOUR WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING IS NOT PREDICATED ON YOUR…

Fuck those doors. I want one for things like "smart" or "adventurous" or "good with dogs." You know, things that matter.

Absolutely, yes. FREE CAKE for Tom Servo’s mechanical heart, Flat Earth Truther and Alpinecheese; ZERO CAKE for the pathetic excuses for human beings that enable sexual harassers.

yeah, i don’t disagree with you on the identity politics nightmare of the dem race right now at all, but it is still incredibly remarkable to me that david brooks pinpoints neither her record or her gender as the source of unlikability — and instead brings up the fact that she needs HOBBIES

Because LSE is a diploma mill. One look through their catalog will tell you that. Not surprising they would hire unqualified celebrities just for the notoriety. They already aren’t taken seriously by people in the know.

As a normie with a PhD that’s been gathering dust for about five years, Ima need to borrow that eagle.

Breitbart, Kristol and Horowitz are such a shonda. Because we are all racing to support the party that spouts “Christian Values” and “Chrisitan Nation” as fast as we can not.

By this definition, Lloyd Blankfein is also a “renegade Jew”. Which is odd, because by typical insanely racist standards, Lloyd Blankfein is the consummate Jew.

Being batshit insane helps. Having the mental acuity to see the fanged menace lurking beneath the skin of anyone who isn’t white, heterosexual, male or Christian is a prerequisite. Being dumb coats it all in sugar and helps it go down.

Under the Trump dictatorship the only exercise taught in American schools will be mental gymnastics.

The existential crisis of today’s conservative: wanting to bash Obama for propping up Muslims in the Middle East against Israel, while still blaming Jews for all our world’s ills.

I love being a working mom of a small child and am not miserable. I’m way happier than I was before I had her. That’s not to say you should want to have kids if you don’t. I’d rather people who don’t want kids continue not to have them. I just wanted to throw it out there that it isn’t terrible for some of us.

I dunno, I *get* the outrage. This whole “meternity” thing shows that most people think maternity leave is a perk or a vacation and not a necessary time to heal after EXPELLING A HUMAN BEING FROM YOUR BODY ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! I mean, the fact that maternity leave still isn’t mandatorily(ok i made that word up) paid…

I’m shocked at how bearable this comment section is.

This is also funny because of the big “Bernie or Bust” movement. You say you’re interested in change and will remain consistently engaged and make the change happen...yet you’ve stated you’re going to abandon the electoral process if guy doesn’t get the nom. That’s not how that works. At all.

People forget that once upon a time in New York elections were outright rigged, like dead people voting, voting multiple times, all of that. The closed primary and early registration deadline were put in place to protect against a real injustice of fixed elections.

This is amazing:

“Have you *met* people?!”

Samantha Bee is the only thing making the primaries bearable.

Remind me again why she’s not hosting the daily show instead of the hack who we’re stuck with?